This morning is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I spotted a dog wearing a hat. It seemed totally normal. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly We Don't Wrap My Head Around That!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't think what just occurred. I was driving down the street out of nowhere this huge bird jumped from nowhere. It was wearing a gold coin! Seriously. It stared at me click here for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! totally astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. That story appears to be incredibly outrageous, I almost question it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can't explain this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I simply understand what I've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.